If you don't like potty talk, you won't like this post
and i mean potty literally
This is actually a tale about an unnamed girl and a potty.
Sometimes bathrooms can be confusing....
You know, open door, find toilet, have a seat and stay awhile...or not.
okay, it's not that confusing.
It gets done every day, it's second nature, it's not even something you have to think about doing
or do you?
Well, maybe you don't, but an unnamed girl I know does.
Today that girl forgot that she must pull her pants down before she sits down.
no seriously, I know!
Thankfully her other second nature reactions weren't working and she didn't just start going.
So, redo & proceed.
Ever use the bathroom time to just look around, count tiles, think awhile, contemplate what you drank that's made you stay seated for so long?
It was one of those moments...so she said.
Just lookin' around, checking our her hair in the mirror next to her, wishing she could go faster and then she scanned the room some more and that's when it happened!
WHAT IS THAT?!
Her bright white legs seemed to have caught her attention and what do ya know...
She spied...a new stretch mark!
BASTARD!
I know, this is not what Jesus would say or do but lets forgive her.
She went from contemplating a chocolately snack for lunch
to cursing her love affair with the local circle k.
blast and wretch!
growing up and out really stinks (pun intended!)
image here
This is actually a tale about an unnamed girl and a potty.
Sometimes bathrooms can be confusing....You know, open door, find toilet, have a seat and stay awhile...or not.
okay, it's not that confusing.
It gets done every day, it's second nature, it's not even something you have to think about doing
or do you?
Well, maybe you don't, but an unnamed girl I know does.
Today that girl forgot that she must pull her pants down before she sits down.
no seriously, I know!
Thankfully her other second nature reactions weren't working and she didn't just start going.
So, redo & proceed.
Ever use the bathroom time to just look around, count tiles, think awhile, contemplate what you drank that's made you stay seated for so long?
It was one of those moments...so she said.
Just lookin' around, checking our her hair in the mirror next to her, wishing she could go faster and then she scanned the room some more and that's when it happened!
WHAT IS THAT?!
Her bright white legs seemed to have caught her attention and what do ya know...
She spied...a new stretch mark!
BASTARD!
I know, this is not what Jesus would say or do but lets forgive her.
She went from contemplating a chocolately snack for lunch
to cursing her love affair with the local circle k.
blast and wretch!
growing up and out really stinks (pun intended!)
image here
tee hee hee...
ReplyDeletesilly girl.
cute photo!
You are too cute! xoxoo
ReplyDeleteHow can you make a post about a new stretch mark, so witty and enchanting?? Somehow you have that magic:) Just shake it off.
ReplyDeleteAtleast you know when you get a new one. I have so many a zebra is jealous. Grrr.
ReplyDeleteAll I'm going to say is that you don't have to have had a baby to get those bad boys. My Jr. High growth spurt has left me a daily reminder of those days. I fear what pregnancy will do to me. Gah!!
ReplyDeleteAhh, stretch marks...I just love when they decide to sneak up on me.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness! You have me laughing with your potty talk!
ReplyDeleteWhen I was pregnant with my first son, my mom said, "Oh you're getting some stretch marks." I denied it like a crazy pregnant woman because my stomach was so big I couldn't see them! Well by the time I could see them it was not a pretty sight! Dang it!
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